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Tourist Traps that Are Worth It
By Concierge.com
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Tourist traps are to travel as death and taxes are to life: irritating and inescapable. Unless you're making fresh tracks in Siberia, wherever you travel you're bound to find restaurants with cheesy themes or costumed wait staff, historical sites turned into theme parks, even entire cities whose charm and beauty are all but obliterated by camera-wielding tour groups. But not all tourist traps are created equal. Some are authentic, worthwhile experiences … once you scratch beneath the kitsch and push through the crowds. So, go on, you know you want to. Do the tourist thing. Just once.
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Great Wall, China
Tourist trap cred: An endless line of tour buses clogs the winding roads to Badaling, the section of the Great Wall of China closest to Beijing. Chinese tour groups in matching color-coded caps blanket the stone fortification, and touts hawk everything from panda hats to Great Wall key chains (the more tech-savvy among them will take your picture and produce a copy from a portable backpack printer). Getting tired of climbing the endless stone steps? Just hop on the roller coaster! The rainbow-colored ride winds past the Wall straight to a village of souvenir booths, all selling an identical selection of T-shirts.
Why it's worth it: Even when it's a total sea of humanity, you can't deny the majesty of the more than 5,500 miles that make up the Great Wall, whose stony precipices were created before the advent of power tools (or motor vehicles, for that matter). Badaling is the quickest and easiest way to see the Wall on an excursion from Beijing.
Insider tip: After taking in Badaling's tourist circus, head further afield to unrestored sections like Simatai and Jinshanling. On what's known as the Wild Wall, you can hike undisturbed for several miles along the lush mountain vegetation.
Graceland, Memphis, Tenn.
Tourist trap cred: Graceland delivers with kitsch (note the green shag-carpet ceiling of the "jungle room"), crowds (nearly 600,000 visitors annually), costumes (feel free to bring your own), and, of course, commercialism. In addition to your $28 ticket ($69 for the VIP tour), you can pay homage to the King by purchasing anything from an Elvis Pez dispenser to an Elvis cross-stitch kit, and then gorging on a peanut butter–and-banana sandwich at Rockabilly's Diner.
Why it's worth it: Whether you're packing a sequined jumpsuit or coming armed with a so-bad-it's-good sense of humor, Graceland, which was designated a national historic landmark in 2006, is an integral part of Memphis's illustrious musical heritage. The recording that accompanies the 90-minute mansion tour includes a narration by Lisa Marie and sound bites from Elvis himself. If that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, dig deeper into the mystique by touring Elvis's too-cool car museum and his decked-out private jet, the Lisa Marie.
Insider tip: Paul McLeod's obsessive stash of Elvis memorabilia at nearby Graceland Too — second in size only to Graceland's own collection — is the pinnacle of American fandom, with posters, photos, and every TV Guide cover the King ever appeared on.
Tower of London, London
Tourist trap cred: Tourist trap cred: Almost as legendary as the Tower of London's role in history are the hordes of tourists who plod here to score one of the most famous photo-ops in all of England, gawk at the Beefeaters in their black-and-scarlet 14th-century livery, and spot the ravens (without whose continuous presence, so Charles II was told, the Tower and the kingdom would crumble).
Why it's worth it: It's an ironic twist of history that people now clamor to get into this foreboding stone fortress: William the Conqueror founded it in 1066 to strike fear into the hearts of foreign invaders and unruly subjects. While parts of the experience can be campy (costumed reenactments, for example), the Tower's long and gruesome history is undeniably intriguing; the building itself, perched on the banks of the Thames, is a powerful, stunning sight; and this is your chance to see the Crown Jewels, a collection of 23,578 gems so valuable they're officially beyond price and therefore uninsured. An exhibit of rare arms and armor commemorating the 500th anniversary of Henry VIII's coronation will be on view through January 17, 2010, including a number of suits that trace Henry's progression from slim prince to corpulent monarch.
Insider tip: To attend the Ceremony of the Keys — the Beefeaters' security ritual, which has taken place nightly for over 700 years — you'll have to apply in writing for tickets at least two months in advance (three months for July and August).
Colonial Williamsburg, Va.
Tourist trap cred: At its very core, Colonial Williamsburg is a bizarre gimmick: a perfectly nice Virginia town transformed into a theme park of American history with Renaissance Faire–style role-playing and Disney-caliber price gouging. Scores of costumed townsfolk roam the streets, many industriously engaged in their crafts (merchants, milliners, blacksmiths, innkeepers, printers, bakers), always staying strictly in character, and all wanting to engage you in conversation. Visitors are expected to play along—ordering victuals such as "game pye" and barnyard chicken from mobcapped serving wenches in the taverns, and paying 21st-century prices for reproduction 18th-century jewelry, housewares, and toys.
Why it's worth it: If you haven't been and you're tempted to dismiss Colonial Williamsburg as hokey and inauthentic, think again. Extraordinary execution makes it one of the most entertaining and effective museums in America—and kids dig it, too. The town's 88 original 18th-century buildings are augmented by hundreds more reproduced so faithfully it's hard to tell which are which. Depending on which of the site's four years (1773–76) is being reenacted that day, there may be battles, witch trials, or fife and drum parades. Leave your cynicism in the parking lot, and you'll enjoy every minute of it.
Insider tip: While a full day of time travel will reinvigorate your patriotic spirit, it'll also exhaust your body. The best remedy? A Colonial Herbal Experience at the Spa of Colonial Williamsburg—a two-hour, 18th century–inspired treatment that includes an aromatic footbath, a ginger-and-orange body scrub, an herbal wrap, and a massage.
Venice, Italy
Tourist trap cred: It may be pushing it to damn an entire European city — nay, a major civilization — as a tourist trap, but let's be real: No place on earth is as utterly transformed as Venice is each summer — from a magnificent city of canals, churches, cafés, and art to a seething pit of humanity. Venice has 60,000 full-time residents and an estimated 20 million annual visitors. The Serenest Republic? Not by our standards.
Why it's worth it: Frankly, it's hard to justify a visit in July or August, when tourists jam the bridges, museums, and piazzas. Come in November, however, when fog creeps through the picturesque alleyways and late-afternoon light creates mysterious shadows, and you'll swoon at the romance. This is the time to get to know the real Venice and appreciate its many treasures: the Tintorettos in the Doge's Palace, the Picassos at the Peggy Guggenheim Collection, a glass of wine in a dusky bacaro near the Rialto Market.
Insider tip: The touristy restaurants that line the main streets have done a grave disservice to Venetian cuisine's reputation. For an authentic taste of the city's pasta and seafood dishes, head off the beaten path to eateries like Alle Testiere or Anice Stellato.
New York City Harbor Tours
Tourist trap cred: Since being mistaken for a tourist is an extreme affront to a New Yorker's pride, sightseeing is something that's just not done by the locals. So board a New York Harbor Tour, and you're more likely to end up chatting with John and Susie who flew in from Milwaukee than with anyone who took the subway to the dock.
Why it's worth it: Seeing New York City from the water is a great way to get a handle on the history and geography of the city, and harbor tours provide what's arguably the most impressive view you'll ever get of the Statue of Liberty. Many visitors opt for one of the Circle Line's famous sightseeing boats, but for a more sophisticated, intimate (and slightly pricier) maritime experience, try Shearwater Sailing, which offers morning, afternoon, sunset, and evening tours aboard a magnificent 1920s 82-foot Georgia pine schooner, as well as Sunday brunch and wine-tasting cruises.
Insider tip: The same goes for cruises on the Seine and the Nile — yes, they're touristy, even cheesy, but also fun, informative, and sometimes unforgettable.
Montmartre, Paris
Tourist trap cred: Montmartre is the Paris of romantic cobblestone streets, bohemian cafés, and atmospheric cabarets. Unfortunately, it's also the Paris of street mimes, overpriced restaurants with surly waiters, and mobs and mobs of clueless tourists. Said tourists wield their point-and-clicks most fiercely around the white-domed Sacré-Coeur basilica and the nearby Place du Tertre, the former haunt of Picasso, Modigliani, and Utrillo now occupied by beret-wearing "artists."
Why it's worth it: The reward for climbing the many steps — or if you're lazy, riding the funicular — to Sacré-Coeur, Paris's highest point, is an unrivaled view of the city's rooftops and landmarks. The interior of the Byzantine-style basilica, which includes one of the world's largest mosaics, is worth a look, too. While the area's pervasive nostalgia for the Belle Époque can get tiresome, Montmartre is the birthplace of kitsch entertainment: Its cabarets, dance halls, and ladies-of-the-night have been going at it for more than a century, so taking in a late-night cancan performance at the legendary Moulin Rouge earns you culture points.
Insider tip: Take the Métro to the Abbesses station — note its fabulous Art Nouveau entrance, one of the few remaining in Paris — and browse the food stalls on Rue Lepic for a slice of local life.
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