Tilasin ihan uteluuttani ameriikkalaiselta astrologilta ja "selvännäkijältä" ilmaisen astro-analyysin. Tässä
pätkäsiitä:
As far as your character is concerned I am getting the ditinct sense that you are street smart and you value this ability much more than the classroom smarts that others have. Without a doubt you are your own strongest critic and your unique perspective in life has been foreged from the school of hard knocks. You know deep down inside that you are better for having gone through what you have endured however you sometimes have a tendancy to be too hard on yourself. You like to get what you want, to have things your own way and you are a bit spoiled in that respect. You tend to be quite judgmental and you are probably hardest on yourself. Concerning your relationships with others, although you don't always consciously admit this, deep down inside ou need the respect and admiration of others and this is particularly true at the moment. As a matter of fact, my sense is you have an appreciation for beautiful things, especialy where women are concerned and you have an unusually strong intuition. Being in touch with this power may be one of the reasons why you are drawn to astrology readings. There is a very strong aura around you and an energy that is truly powerful. I am sensing vibrtions from you much more intense than those I experience with most clients. 
Kyseessä on sen verran pitkä litania, että luultavasti suurin osa siitä on valmiina jossakin
tietokannassa, ja astrologi vain paikoin modifioi tekstiä sopimaan kullekin asiakkaalle. Vai kuinka?
(Typojen tarkoitus saattaa olla antaa vaikutelma siitä, että kyseessä on kokonaisuudessaan
yksilöllinen analyysi...)
